{"product_id":"wake-yo-zombie-ass-up","title":"Wake Yo’ Zombie Ass Up","description":"\u003cp\u003eWAKE YO’ ZOMBIE ASS UP by Kanxius Garments \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStep into the daylight with a design that shakes the soul like a mf hit‘chu in yo’ sh*t wit’a bat. “WAKE YOUR ZOMBIE ASS UP” isn’t just another cool ass shirt, naw…it’s a str8 up peeeemp slap across the face of a sleepwalking society.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design calls out the modern day mind fog we’ve all been drifting through…that zombie-like shuffle where people mumble through life wit’ glazeless eyes, too terrified to speak out while the world reshapes itself beneath our feet. It’s for the ones who look around and know that times have changed, even if half the people of the world is too hypnotized by phone screens, fear, and false comfort to notice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAround us, the system trembles like it’s held together with rusty nails and duct tape. The elites sitting around gettin’ fat as hell while the rest of the world is damn near eating out of a dumpster, they tell us to “be grateful” while injustice and the rich people crimes that they commit go unchecked. And yet…we stay quiet. We comply. We move like the undead, hoping someone else will fix what’s clearly collapsing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is a spark in the dark…a reminder that revolutions don’t begin with the powerful; they begin with the awake. And here’s the truth stitched between the lines: if everyday citizens don’t stop snoozing through the theft of their freedoms, if they don’t rise, question, challenge, and demand better, then the real criminals-the ones who hide behind wealth, influence, and straight-faced lies will write the ending for us all.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear this shirt as a warning, a rally cry, and as a bit of rebel humor aimed straight at the sleepwalkers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause the world ain’t gon’ change itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, like I said….WAKE YOUR ZOMBIE ASS UP!!! (((⏰)))🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tshirt is printed on the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44338159976628,"sku":"19683814814396104451","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44338160009396,"sku":"42480672047411706506","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44338160042164,"sku":"87741350097355651279","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":44338160074932,"sku":"27795526352442639441","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44338160107700,"sku":"19989657495426763490","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":44338160140468,"sku":"18525805517759938358","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44338160173236,"sku":"12463073795698930880","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":44338160206004,"sku":"21785053974571383900","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44338160238772,"sku":"14048253614119107719","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":44338160271540,"sku":"63095786065404709527","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44338160304308,"sku":"27234914653645641078","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0510\/0073\/7972\/files\/13435092111926625091_2048.jpg?v=1786116109","url":"https:\/\/kanxiusgarments.shop\/products\/wake-yo-zombie-ass-up","provider":"KÄNXIUS GARMENTS ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}